Monthly Archives: July 2006

Birthday Avoidance

Posted on 7/20/2006 by peter

Tomorrow is my birthday. At last, I will be 28 years old. The moment is nigh. As such, I will be taking the day off from blogging. Instead I will be putting my feet up and relaxing. I will likely … Continue reading →

Posted in Meh | 10 Comments

Cut Off

Posted on 7/19/2006 by peter

I do not have internet access at home or work anymore! I am writing this from a public library! What in the hell is wrong with America today when a man has to drive to the damned library to update … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 6 Comments

Mighty Gobah

Posted on 7/18/2006 by peter

While attending a Twins game over the weekend, Bridgette and I encountered a most remarkable man. His name was Gobah. The man announced his presence with a mighty shout – “GO-BAH!” “GO-BAH!” The spectators, awed and startled by the man’s … Continue reading →

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New Rock TV!

Posted on 7/15/2006 by peter

Check out the latest Rock TV, “The Viewmaster”! For a number of reasons this video took the longest to make of any Rock TV we’ve ever done, and it is easily the craziest concept we ever had (thanks to Kevin … Continue reading →

Posted in Rock TV | 16 Comments

Heatschemes

Posted on 7/14/2006 by peter

It’s going to be HOT this weekend! I mean it – I’m going to be a sizzler. Dogs will melt before our very eyes. Small children will burst into flames. Fire hydrants will pump hot liquid magma onto the streets. … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 3 Comments

Assorted Complaints and Historical Errors

Posted on 7/13/2006 by peter

“Hey buddy, you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’.” Cruisin’ for a bruisin’. What a great phrase. Why has it fallen out of our contemporary vernacular? Was it simply too awesome? I feel a great societal injustice has been done. Many of … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings | 7 Comments