Here is a summary of my most recent findings:
If a pint-sized plastic bottle of chocolate milk is emptied, re-covered, and then placed in a hot car for 18 hours, many wonderful things will result from it. Most interestingly, if the cover is later removed and a person takes a deep sniff out of the bottle, that person will immediately become nauseous and wish to vomit repeatedly. Preliminary results indicate that this is awesome.
Further studies will investigate whether this same technique could induce similarly vomiting in stray dogs found in the area. These studies are awaiting million-dollar grants from the United States government.