It’s the First Day of School!

Sing with me!

“It’s the first day of school!
Teacher’s gonna drool
When he finally sees
That I’m nobody’s fool!”

“It’s the first day of school!
Iron Maiden rules!
Except their last six albums
Which have been noticably subpar!”

“It’s the first day of school!
Johnny Dodge looks cool
With his blow-dried hair
And pastel sweater too!”

“It’s the first day of school!
I feel a little cruel
I’m gonna start a knife-fight
And be immediately expelled!”

What’s the deal? Nobody’s singing! Doesn’t anybody know this song? What the hell?!

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4 Responses to It’s the First Day of School!

  1. Chris B. says:

    It’s the first day of school
    I have no need of your “school”
    I will burn down my daughter’s school
    something, something, something…school.

    School rhymes with school, that makes it easy to make up new verses. Happy first day of school, Peter.

  2. Roger says:

    School doesn’t rhyme with school.

    “It’s the first day of school
    I peed in the pool
    My chin’s soaked with drool
    I’m a savant as a rule!”

  3. Sarah says:

    It’s the first day of school
    All I shall subdue
    If you don’t like it fool
    I’ll sic my goul on you.

    Come on now don’t be cruel
    Just cuz my name is Zool
    If you lived in a fridge
    You’d be f#*&?d up too!

    You don’t gotta hate
    better ‘preciate
    that I am the most cool
    this side of the gene pool
    you straight trippin’, boo.

  4. peter says:

    A Ghostbusters reference! Very nicely done!

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