Sing with me!
“It’s the first day of school!
Teacher’s gonna drool
When he finally sees
That I’m nobody’s fool!”
“It’s the first day of school!
Iron Maiden rules!
Except their last six albums
Which have been noticably subpar!”
“It’s the first day of school!
Johnny Dodge looks cool
With his blow-dried hair
And pastel sweater too!”
“It’s the first day of school!
I feel a little cruel
I’m gonna start a knife-fight
And be immediately expelled!”
What’s the deal? Nobody’s singing! Doesn’t anybody know this song? What the hell?!
It’s the first day of school
I have no need of your “school”
I will burn down my daughter’s school
something, something, something…school.
School rhymes with school, that makes it easy to make up new verses. Happy first day of school, Peter.
School doesn’t rhyme with school.
“It’s the first day of school
I peed in the pool
My chin’s soaked with drool
I’m a savant as a rule!”
It’s the first day of school
All I shall subdue
If you don’t like it fool
I’ll sic my goul on you.
Come on now don’t be cruel
Just cuz my name is Zool
If you lived in a fridge
You’d be f#*&?d up too!
You don’t gotta hate
better ‘preciate
that I am the most cool
this side of the gene pool
you straight trippin’, boo.
A Ghostbusters reference! Very nicely done!