Have you heard anything about these guys, the Beatles? Apparently they’re a rock band of some repute. The blogosphere is atwitter with the latest buzz about them.
They’re supposed to be really good. They have two lead singers – Paul McCartney and John Lemon, and their drummer is named Bingo Start. What a unique name – I’ll bet with a name like that he must be the most frenzied, proficient drummer ever!
I’ve been told that they recently appeared on something called “The Ed Sullivan Show” and played their hit song, “I Wish to Hold Hands With You.” I guess their sound is a blatant ripoff of the Monkees and Oasis, but that’s okay with me.
I looked all over online and couldn’t find any recordings of their songs, “Greetings Judith”, “Mellow Submarine”, or “Strawberry Fields For Now”. What’s the deal? Are these guys so underground that there’s no information available about them online? It feels cool to finally be so far ahead of the curve!
My friend told me that John Lemon married some Japanese witch who totally corrupted the vibe of the group and who medicated him into a heroin-glazed stupor. That’s awesome! I’ll bet those two have some really down-to-earth, practical ideas on how to make the world a better place.