Sweet Swingin’ Joe!

The Baby Jesus has done it again!

Hosanna!

Joe Mauer hit a home run with two outs in the bottom of the 9th to send the game into extra innings! YES!!! HE IS FROM ST. PAUL!!!!! 5-TOOL CATCHER!!!!! 5-TOOOOOOOOOOOOLLS!!!!

Although he leads the team in double plays hit into, he is above all criticism!!! SIDEBURNS AND CHISELED JAWLINE!!!!!!!

ARARRRRRRGHGGHGGHGGHGGHHHHHHHGG! *tearing pillow to shreds with teeth*

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9 Responses to Sweet Swingin’ Joe!

  1. Him says:

    Yet another man crush for Peter.

  2. peter says:

    I just want to hug him, that’s all! That’s ALL!!!!

  3. Him says:

    And you want him to tell you that everything is going to be okay.

  4. Bill W says:

    I was at the game last night and it reminded me of the glory days with Kirby hitting game winning home runs. It is so much fun to watch this team as a underdog!

    I love it!

  5. Kevin S. says:

    yeah, its fun to watch the Twins play underdog against… The Royals? I think that autistic kid whose little league coach had him hit in the head could find a roster spot at this point.

    Now, my Tigers get ‘em.

  6. Bill W says:

    Tigers are falling…they’re going to lose the division and get beat by the Yankees! HA!

  7. knocked up Q says:

    I think that the tigers suck bigtime. Who wants to cheer on the armpit of America?

  8. Bill W says:

    Booyah Kevin S! Go Twins! Get yer homer hankeys!

  9. cheyanna says:

    i love joe mauer so much, i have of pic of a hat with his name on it in my myspace.

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