Monthly Archives: September 2006

Unrequested Dancing

So who’s the genius behind all these teen dancing movies? A couple weeks ago, as I was watching a television spot for “Step Up”, I thought to myself, “a second – didn’t that movie already come out this spring?” A … Continue reading

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Function Completed

The other night, as we were burning a new Rock TV to disk, a wonderfully tidy little phrase popped up on our computer screen. “Function completed.” Think about it. “Function complete” has the potential to become even more delightfully dismissive … Continue reading

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Uvula Friendship

My uvula is awesome. You would not believe how great my uvula is. It helps me to do so many things – swallow, snore, and vomit (among many others). My uvula is pink and fleshy, and it dangles at the … Continue reading

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The Painting Punishment

After journeying across the ivory moonfields on our stardragon, Bridgette and I have successfully returned from our closing odyssey. It feels good to finally have our house. Well, actually it doesn’t feel good. It feels more like horrible back pain … Continue reading

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Memories of Daniel

Greetings, Daniel. Please note that this will be my final transmission to your base until Monday morning’s post. Tomorrow I will be leaving to chaperone a middle school retreat that will last until late Friday afternoon. As you have well … Continue reading

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A Closing Journey

So Bridgette and I close on our new house Thursday morning. It’s been a long, convoluted, and frustrating process thus far, but we’re finally nearing the end of this odyssey. We’ve dealt with scheduling difficulties and unexpected loan complications, and … Continue reading

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