Monthly Archives: October 2006

D-Day, Minus-2

This is it. The dreaded date is upon us. On Sunday, Bridgette and I move into our new house. Itâ’s not so much the house itself that scares me. Through our painting and other miscellaneous improvements, we have subdued the … Continue reading

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Snuggle’s End

Hello. Pay no mind to the vacant threats of Snuggle Bear. He is all talk and no action. I’ve had my run-ins with him before, and believe me when I tell you that it will all come to nothing. You … Continue reading

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Snuggle’s Issues

You are so friendly! I have been watching you lately. You are kind to children and puppies, and you have joyful eyes. You call people by name and your smile brightens the heavens! You are a sincere person with kind … Continue reading

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Old Man Winter’s Impending Return

It’s beginning to get colder outside. This morning I could see my breath for the first time this season. Soon, all of us will be under the cruel tutelage of Old Man Winter once again. As sure as a rat … Continue reading

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Slaying the Paintbeast

Well, after a month of hard work, parental help, and hobo cage-matches, Bridgette and I are finally ready to move into our house. Yes, we have finished painting. This effort should not be understated, particularly given the difficulty we had … Continue reading

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A Shot in the Dark

You know what I love? Mitosis. You know, the splitting and multiplying of cells. Good stuff, that mitosis. Helps us grow and maintain ourselves. That’s all I’ve got. No, I literally am bereft of ideas. I suppose I painted myself … Continue reading

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