You know, I’ve put up with this for a long time, and it’s finally gotten to the point where I need to make an issue out of it.
Every kiss does NOT begin with Kay [Jewelers].
I mean seriously, how much of this are we expected to put up with? There are more lies flying out of that particular ad campaign than Mike Hatch in apologize mode.
This Sunday, I will have been married to Bridgette for exactly one year. Throughout the last 12 months, we must have kissed at least 30 times. Of those, perhaps 10 began with Kay.
That’s one out of every three kisses. Far short of the promises strewn about by Kay Jewelers.
It’s time to ‘fess up and stop the lies, Kay. We see through your web of deception and misinformation. Americans deserve better.
And while you’re at it, will you get rid of that preposterous commercial where Santa is buying jewelry at your store for Mrs. Claus? Seeing that ad makes me wish I owned a gun.