A Dispassionate Recap

HEY!!

Sorry, I guess I’m still a little energized from my weekend. Sometimes it’s hard to control all my impulses.

YULETIME CHEER! BOOOM!!

This weekend was a celebration of Thanksgiving and my one-year anniversary with Bridgette. We spent our time indulging in sweets, listening to Christmas songs, and brightening our home with holiday decorations of all varieties.

CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!!!! NNNNNNNNGGHGH!

It was a lovely respite from my otherwise frantic schedule, and a time to slow down, relax, and perhaps experience an emotion or two (though I did not).

SLEIGH RIDE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

It was also a great opportunity to visit with my family. I bonded once again with my brothers while playing a particularly violent few games of NBA Live ’97 on our aged Sega Genesis. Using the 1996 Atlanta Hawks, we were able to defeat our opponents by over 100 points and commit nearly 25 flagrant fouls a game.
Three!

SUCCULENT TURKEY BONES IN MY MOUTH!!!!!

Here’s wishing you the same joyously exuberant, marshmallow-filled holiday tidings!

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9 Responses to A Dispassionate Recap

  1. Jeff H says:

    Between Christian Laettner and Spud Webb, there was no possible way you could have lost!!

  2. peter says:

    We were a team of destiny!

  3. Steve Smith says:

    Oh yeah, never mind me. All I did was score 20 points per game.

  4. And thanks to all of your missed, three pointers, I was among the league leaders in rebounds.

  5. Steve Smith says:

    Whatever,

    Don’t you have some Ethiopians to feed?

  6. I was an unspoken role player.

  7. Ted says:

    I liked the beautiful wood grained floors.

  8. Spud Webb says:

    I wasn’t even on that team.

  9. Roger says:

    Hate to burst your bubble, Ted, but I think it’s laminate.

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