Today is my last day at school until 2007.
It’s Christmas break, fools!
This is, without a doubt, one of the most wonderful days of the year. A time for festivities, fun, and frenzied fracases. A time to reflect on this year’s bounty, wait in eager anticipation for the Christmas holiday, and widespread donkey euthanization.
Upon reflection, though, one begins to question such attitudes. It is ironic, is it not, that such a day of unbridled merriment should fall on one of the darkest, shortest days of the year? It almost seems incongruous to gleefully celebrate on a day perhaps more suited for dragon armies and troll slaughter. Is it right that we do so?
Ha ha! Just kidding! You thought I was serious, right? You know better than that. I don’t think about nothing! It’s all laughs, 24-7 with me!
Now get over here and suck down some egg nog with me, you son of a bitch!