Housewarming Recap

Bridgette and I had a housewarming party on Saturday night to celebrate our new home. Many friends and family were there, to enjoy the loveliness with us. It was probably the greatest night in history since the crowning of Charlemagne in 800 AD.

Warm tidings to you, my friends.
This was our living room, warm in Christmas tones and holiday tidings. Almost nobody spent any time in this room, which sucked. I’d been farting in that room all day (Chipotle), which may have been a contributing factor.

A feast for the guttergluttons.
Look at all the food my wife made! She is domestically inclined! Feast upon pickles and quiche! Bring me more pickles and quiche! This quiche is cold! Put this quiche in the microwave for me! 45 seconds! (All these phrases and more were repeatedly shouted by me throughout the evening.)

This is 100% candid.
This is a completely candid photograph of Adam, Kevin, and Todd having a pleasant, lovely conversation. I don’t know what the hell is going on with Todd’s eyes here, but it rules.

They love me.
This is a photograph of me regaling Thom, Jill, and Tami with my tales of chicanery and rapscallionship. More specifically, at this point I was telling them about the time I jumped the Jefferson Memorial with my snowmobile and the cops couldn’t catch me.

They love things.
In this picture, Matt, Amy, Tami, and Jill all laugh at something. Probably you.

She loves me.
This is a photographic image of me with my wife. Later that night, Todd told me that Bridgette had told him that she likes me. It is so on.

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9 Responses to Housewarming Recap

  1. Sarah says:

    The picture with Bridgette and the food is like something out of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”. I’ve never seen walls that color but it works for the pic.

    In the candid picture of Adam, Kevin and Todd, I think Todd is reciting a scene as the key master from “Ghostbusters”.

  2. Adam says:

    I really don’t like having my picture taken. Especially candid ones.

  3. Leroy says:

    Good choice not including any pictures with Ted or myself. No good has ever come of that

  4. Todd says:

    Your wife DOES like me. Deal with it, funnyman!

  5. Ted says:

    That is very true, Leroy. Many have died as a result of pictures that bear my likeness.

  6. Peter says:


    That explains the picture of you that now hangs on our bedroom door.

  7. scott says:

    the candid photograph seems to reveal all three of them are having completely separate conversations. or all having reactions to some of the post chipotle activity.

    i dig the paint job you guys did. top notch!

  8. Thom says:

    We were totally enthralled with you and your witty stories, Peter. Belive it.

  9. B-Dub says:

    Todd reminds me of a santa claus with laser eyes. I was attacked by one when I was in Nam….was never the same again.

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