Hey Mister!

I like alfredo sauce. It is creamy and delicious! Take me to Olive Garden!

Your watch is shiny! Can you see yourself in the reflection? What time is it?

My pants are brown. They are not like my other pants! My other pants are light brown.

I will eat your poop for 50 cents!

I am afraid!

This has been another post by Brett, a overstimulated man who may not be properly medicated.

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8 Responses to Hey Mister!

  1. Ted says:

    Peter is Brett’s big brother and is trying, to no avail, to stop the poop eating habits of his “little buddy”.

  2. Thom says:

    Peter told me that was one of the funnest parts of being a big brother…getting them to eat poop. So I do not know that I buy he’s been trying to stop Brett’s “habits”.

  3. peter says:

    Brett has been doing so good lately, so his post this morning was something of a disappointment.

  4. Ted says:

    Good point, Thom. Peter keeps mentioning that we have to use him for a Rock TV. I don’t think Leroy would eat poop, but then again I didn’t think he would eat dog food.

  5. Brett! says:

    I made $6.50 today!

  6. Ted says:

    I bet you have a tummy ache, don’t you.

  7. Renee says:

    you should develop a rating system for these posts which incorporates a laughter risk assessment. some entries have been found unsafe for cubicle-farm reading.

  8. Peter says:

    Every post is a 10!

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