David Beckham is coming to America!
Word is, he is a very attractive man capable of bending various things. The American people now wait anxiously for Beckham to take our nation by storm with his vaguely famous wife and smoking hot hair!
Experts agree that Beckham will earn every penny of his $250 million contract over the course of the next five years by endorsing Adidas shoes and Arby’s roast beef sandwiches. More importantly, he will finally bring star power to celebrity-starved Los Angeles!
This is Manifest Destiny for the 21st century. Truly, all attractive, successful people will someday be ours by divine right. First Arnold Schwartzeneggar, now this.
Up next, either Pope Benedict XVI or Mr. Bean.
I vote for Mr. Bean. He’s funnier and lees likely to start an inquisition.
I’m not sure. Mr. Bean is kind of a bastard.
What about Kim Jong Il. I hope he movies over to the “Holly Wood” and produces rap albums
He would be most welcome!
could we send some people away? like say, rosie o’donnell to the ukraine?
Is the gulag still up and running?