Lonely?
Sure you are!
Here’s a recipe for you to follow!
2 pounds happiness
1/3 cup of friendliness
2 tbsp thoughtfulness
1 cup of cheerfulness
a pinch of cuddliness
4 black olives
Lovingly mix them all together in a salad bowl, and let rise overnight.
Here’s what you get!
Be sure to follow the directions carefully though!
For instance, if you substitute green olives for black ones, here’s what will greet you in the morning:
Happy happiness everybody!
Creepy Uncle Christopher’s recipe for loneliness time:
2 cups awkwardness in meeting and talking to girls
3 large and unsightly moles in very odd places
3 jiggers of whiskey
1/4 cup Playstation 2
40 extra pounds
6 jiggers of whiskey
Fresh tears to taste
Best if mixed in fetal position in the last stall of the Har Mar Mall men’s bathroom.
Hey Peter, I appreciated greatly your reenactment of the destruction of New Hope Lutheran on my recent post. Well done, my friend.
Chris’s recipe is way better than mine.
Chris,
That was quite funny. We have no cogent theology. Nice, Peter.
Almost as impressive as the legendary Karate Kid Part II/PSAT testing sites conversation we had in high school. Almost…
Please refrain from copying and pasting Mr. Osteen’s patented recipes.
I tried Peter’s recipe twice and both times I came up with Sinbad. Whats with that Peter?
What would you get if you mixed both recipies together?
You would have Cuddly Spite.