Uncle Pete’s Hugtime Recipes

Lonely?

Sure you are!

Here’s a recipe for you to follow!

2 pounds happiness
1/3 cup of friendliness
2 tbsp thoughtfulness
1 cup of cheerfulness
a pinch of cuddliness
4 black olives

Lovingly mix them all together in a salad bowl, and let rise overnight.

Here’s what you get!
Happiness at last!

Be sure to follow the directions carefully though!

For instance, if you substitute green olives for black ones, here’s what will greet you in the morning:

BOO!

Happy happiness everybody!

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8 Responses to Uncle Pete’s Hugtime Recipes

  1. Chris says:

    Creepy Uncle Christopher’s recipe for loneliness time:

    2 cups awkwardness in meeting and talking to girls
    3 large and unsightly moles in very odd places
    3 jiggers of whiskey
    1/4 cup Playstation 2
    40 extra pounds
    6 jiggers of whiskey
    Fresh tears to taste

    Best if mixed in fetal position in the last stall of the Har Mar Mall men’s bathroom.

    Hey Peter, I appreciated greatly your reenactment of the destruction of New Hope Lutheran on my recent post. Well done, my friend.

  2. peter says:

    Chris’s recipe is way better than mine.

  3. Thom says:

    Chris,
    That was quite funny. We have no cogent theology. Nice, Peter.

  4. Chris says:

    Almost as impressive as the legendary Karate Kid Part II/PSAT testing sites conversation we had in high school. Almost…

  5. Please refrain from copying and pasting Mr. Osteen’s patented recipes.

  6. Ted says:

    I tried Peter’s recipe twice and both times I came up with Sinbad. Whats with that Peter?

  7. MJ says:

    What would you get if you mixed both recipies together?

  8. Thom says:

    You would have Cuddly Spite.

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