On Wednesday, I won the hearts of America with my State of the Blog address. Among my sweeping proposals was my firm commitment that the John Larroquette Project will never be derailed into becoming a babyblog.

This morning, Kathy offered her devastating rebuttal.

Never before in the history of this blog have I been so thoroughly outmaneuvered and outclassed. I have always prided myself in my classy sophistication, but on this cold and dreary morning, hers is the blog with the urbane witticisms and thoughtful insight.

I salute you, Kathy. At least for this morning, you have out JLP’ed the JLP.

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14 Responses to Ouch.

  1. kg says:

    My day is complete. I have to admit, I laid in bed last night anxiously anticipating your response, causing spontaneous giggle fits.

  2. peter says:

    Nice. I’m sure Tim appreciated your efforts, as well.

  3. kg says:

    He actually held Lucy’s legs up for the shot.

  4. Ted says:

    Wow, Peter. Someone out pooped your blog.

  5. Adam says:


    This is a shameful day for JLP. You have been outdone by a baby blog. All is not But we are strong blog and we, by our stalwart resolve, will overcome this dark day.

    I have contacted Jack Bauer.

  6. Adam says:

    Thechnical question: why does your blog’s meta screw up my commas!?

  7. Jon D says:

    I was on my morning break eating a scone when I clicked on the link you provided, and let’s just say I will never see scones the same way again. I think that ruined my day.

  8. Poopy says:

    Your state of the blog really wasn’t that great.

  9. peter says:


    You shut up. You shut up and go home.

  10. Thom says:

    Jon…at least you were not eating chili.

  11. kevin s. says:

    Or butternut squash soup.

  12. Peter says:

    Word on the street from John Lithgow says that the butternut squash soup kicks donkey ass.

  13. Ted says:

    John Lithgow is an expert on donkey ass. I think we are going to have to believe him.

  14. Christine says:

    Wow, these comments are making me hungry. I think I’ll need to have some of that butternut squash soup for dinner tonight.

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