I’ve got a Mounds bar at my desk with me.
It’s been sitting in my drawer for a few days. I bought it on a whim, and I just haven’t bothered to eat it yet. Maybe I’ll end up eating it today. You never know.
Mounds bars are pretty good. Coconut covered in dark chocolate. Admittedly not the most natural, wholesome snack in the world (“sulfur dioxide” is listed among the ingredients). However, I have to say that Mounds is still far superior to Almond Joy. That single almond sitting there might as well be a cat turd as far as I’m concerned.
Have you ever had a Mounds bar? You should try one sometime. Maybe next time you could eat a Mounds bar instead of getting a divorce.
I’m sorry. Are the two not comparable? I guess I’m sometimes a bit naive about these things. In my head it seemed reasonable that taking a bite of Mounds’ delicious combination of coconut and chocolate would take your mind off the irreconcilable differences and repeated infidelity in your marriage. Well, it looks like I put my foot in my mouth again.
Seriously though, all things considered, you should try a Mounds bar. Don’t try one now while you’re mad at me, because your judgment will be clouded. Wait a couple days until this has passed over and then pick one up.
It’ll blow your mind.