Monthly Archives: January 2007

State of the JLP

Posted on 1/24/2007 by peter

My friends, the state of this blog is strong. [APPLAUSE] I stand here before you tonight, having authored the John Larroquette Project for over three years, and ask for your continued support. Together we have endured many hardships. Working a … Continue reading →

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Concert Recap

Posted on 1/23/2007 by peter

Well, our concert last night in Maple Grove ended up going very well. Thanks to all of you who came out to the coffee house in that abandoned strip mall in the middle of freaking nowhere. I think I saw … Continue reading →

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Ripe Cherries from the Vines of Hell

Posted on 1/22/2007 by peter

The cold I came down with on Friday ended up sticking around for most of the weekend, which was both pleasant and welcomed. After a couple nights of fitful sleep marked by coughing fits and early morning cursing, my lovely … Continue reading →

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Applesauce Inquiries

Posted on 1/18/2007 by peter

How much applesauce did you have yesterday? Just a bite or two? None? Do you want to know how much applesauce I had yesterday? I had two whole snack packs of it! The applesauce tasted really good. I think it … Continue reading →

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Another Cogent Syllogism

Posted on 1/17/2007 by peter

My hair is an utter fiasco today. Unkempt, greasy, and thick, it sits atop my skull like some sort of hippie badger. At the moment, my haircut makes Keith Richards look like John F. Kennedy. Why does this happen to … Continue reading →

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Read This Post About How Cold It Is!

Posted on 1/16/2007 by peter

Brrr! With the 2-degree air temperature, and the 20-below windchill this morning, there was a bit of a tickle in the air! As my tendons froze and joints cracked in the frigidity, I could sense that the chilly whisperings were … Continue reading →

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