A lot of you have probably noticed that this site has been slow to load over the last week or so. I want to apologize about that. I got a note from Geof, who manages the John Larroquette Project explaining that “we’ve outgrown our RAM allocation”, and that he hopes to “double our RAM outlay” within the next 18 hours.
He also mentioned something about the “internet” and “hacking into the mainframe”, but I’m not really up on the latest technical mumbo jumbo.
So please don’t be discouraged. Take heart, for Geof is on the job. He will cure our ailments with his presumably Satanic powers of sorcery.
And if he fails us yet again, we will rise up with one voice as an angry mob and set upon him. We will tear his belly-flesh with our teeth and crush his femurs into dust. As his hoarse screams of agony echo across the vacant alleyways, he will at last regret having failed us at the John Larroquette Project. Mangy street dogs will fill themselves with his rotting entrails and nearby squirrels will eagerly chirp their approval at the sight of his decapitated husk. We, the angry mob will then march onward, looking for the next victim of our short-sighted, murderous fury (Dustin Diamond, perhaps?)
Hopefully he’ll just fix it though.