Comments on: Server Fury

By: Beavis

Beavis — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:48:22 +0000

The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!!! (Especially Geoff…) I am Cornholio!!!

By: peter

peter — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:15:33 +0000

Welcome to the JLP, Matt. Nice inaugural comment!

By: matt

matt — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:23:40 +0000

Is it just me, or does any computer/technical phrase with the word “RAM” sound sexual?

Case and point:

“We’ve outgrown our RAM allocation.”
“That sounds serious. What are you saying?”
“We need to double our RAM outlay.”
“I’ve never thought about that, but I’m willing to try new things.”
“I just feel that we need more RAM so we can accomplish better things.”
“Is there room for more RAM?”
“There’s always room for more RAM.”
“Please install the RAM now.”
“The RAM’s already installed.”
“It is?”
“Yes.”
“This is awkward.”

By: Geof F. Morris

Geof F. Morris — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 20:21:34 +0000

Personally, I’m planning on hacking Kevin’s server just because he dared to pose as me. MY WRATH IS STRONG!!!!!

The RAM’s already installed. I’m going to have the server tuned tonight. You may take these two statements and use them to make perverse, teenage jokes as you wish. We’ll take points off, though, if you invoke “That’s what she said” at any point.

By: Geof

Geof — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:18:00 +0000

Just for that, I planted a virus on your blog that will automatically write a post about baby poop every 6 days.

By: Ted

Ted — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:18:02 +0000

I plan to bring in monkeys and have them launch their feces at him if he fails.

By: peter

peter — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:14:21 +0000

Yeah, I think we might be on to something there…

By: Jeff H

Jeff H — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:37:18 +0000

I was just going to complain about it on a blog comment and do nothing about it, but I like the whole “crushing femurs” thing a whole lot more.