Blizzard-type conditions outside today. Frigid winds and a penetrating grayness everywhere.
I’m here at work, bleary-eyed and bitter.
Should be a fun drive home. About as fun as having one’s testicles crushed in an industrial clamp.
Shut up or I’ll cut you.
There are no blizzard conditions yet. I have not seen one drop of oreos falling from the sky. Just some snow flakes. You are totally over reacting.
So…is snow God’s dandruff?
If actual DQ blizzard treats were to fall from the sky, that would be the greatest day in the glorious history of Christendom.
Just think on the up side Peter. This could turn into an all night lock in… with a bunch of kids… that you teach…
You know…outside my window is apparently a weather crazy spot. One minute I look outside and it’s grey and rainy. The next time I look, snowing like crazy. Then grey and rainy. Then sunny. Then snowy. Then raining brimstone. Now it’s snowing heavily again…wait, now it’s raining frogs.
I say you lead your students somewhere in the woods and drive home for a cup of hot cocoa while they practice their winter survival skills.
That’s REAL and useful teaching.
Thom. Are you in Narnia?
Of course not, Ted. Narnia is not real. I work in Oz.
The land of Oz, not the Prison.
Just leave the soap on the shower floor, Thom. It isn’t worth it.
Just try not to imagine shoveling 23 inches of snow. Corner lot, right?
Yea, enjoy the corner lot. Lots of snow to shovel. I hope your back goes out!