Let us celebrate! Sarsparillas for everybody!
I have ordered my strongest manservants to take the fatted goat and rip it in half, that we might feast upon it tonight. Come my friends! We will eagerly dine on goat-flesh and sarsparilla until dawn!
Tonight will will lift our voices as one and sing the 1978 smash hit “Sometimes When We Touch” by Dan Hill. Our beautiful refrain will reach to the stars! Angels will weep with emotion!
We will also eat chips.
Now go and prepare for your journey to my north Minneapolis home! Firmly gird your loins and saran wrap your dog! Mount your steeds and follow the fireworks and smell of charred goat to the Welle home! It won’t be long now!
Let the arbitrary celebration begin! After all, it is March 24th!