Monthly Archives: March 2007

The Embrace

Can I hug you? Mmmmm. Hugging sure warms the heart, doesn’t it? I’m going to continue to hug you. Don’t try to pull away until it’s over. Yesssssssssssss. Friendship. Oooh, this hug tickles, doesn’t it? Do you feel that tickle … Continue reading

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Babysitters Club, #49: Debbie Farted

Last night we babysat Dylan and Gioia Pickett for our friends Ryan and Arlene. As a lot of you probably know already, Gioia was born very premature, and had to spend the first three months of her life in a … Continue reading

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Shut Up & Learn

Do you know about the Great Wall of China? It is over 5,660 kilometers long! If the Great Wall were in the United States, it would stretch from Manhattan to the middle of Kansas! It was built to keep out … Continue reading

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Daguerreotypes For All!

Here are some photos taken during our stay at Bluefin Bay resort on the North Shore last week. I have also included humorous comments for your pleasure. Here Bridgette and I pose lovingly in our suite. I worked hard to … Continue reading

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Jon Smith: Chasing the Wind

Congratulations to my friend Jon Smith, who just put out his debut album, CHASING THE WIND. Buy the album HERE! (Or, if you go to the Rock, just pick it up from him tonight in person.) The disk is filled … Continue reading

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Written During a ‘Golden Girls’ Commercial Break

As I write this, I’m sitting in a grand superior master bedroom at Bluefin Bay resort in Tofte, Minnesota. It’s located right on Lake Superior, about an hour south of the Canadian border. It has a heated outdoor pool, extensive … Continue reading

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