Monthly Archives: March 2007

A Beauty Beyond Human Comprehension

Posted on 3/13/2007 by peter

At long last, the future is finally here. Behold Target’s new shopping carts! Look at its graceful form and sturdy frame. Gaze upon the majesty of its smooth, refined lines and tasteful color design. Truly I tell you, placing one’s … Continue reading →

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A Spring Break Donkey Punch

Posted on 3/12/2007 by peter

Shhhh! I’m on spring break this week, and in celebration, my in-laws have been staying with us for a few days. I have to be quiet, because they’re still sleeping. Once I am done here, I will return to studying … Continue reading →

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An Encounter With Richard

Posted on 3/8/2007 by peter

Howdy, friend! Say, do you happen to have any stain remover? As you can see, I’ve spilled tomato soup all over my work clothes. I can be such a klutz sometimes! I was just holding a bucket of tomato soup … Continue reading →

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Ben Franklin in the A.M.

Posted on 3/7/2007 by peter

You’ll all be pleased to learn that our cat Ben Franklin has learned a new trick! Here’s how it goes: early in the morning, 30-45 minutes before Bridgette and I were planning on getting up, he begins to freak out, … Continue reading →

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Taxation is My Favorite Thing

Posted on 3/6/2007 by peter

Because of the snow day on Friday, I had time over the weekend to take care of a lot of busywork that had been piling up. I cleaned the bathroom, shoveled the lawn, and buttered the Crisco before moving on … Continue reading →

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The Sin of Shoveling

Posted on 3/5/2007 by peter

This is my house. It is a lovely home. It has three bedrooms, a sunroom, one and a half bathrooms, and an extraordinarily green kitchen. It also sits on a corner lot, so it has two sidewalks and a long … Continue reading →

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