Monthly Archives: April 2007

Engagement

Congratulations to my lovely sister Julia, who became engaged with the handsome Matthewon Tuesday night! Hooray for everything! Congratuations to the two young lovebirds! I hold aloft an ivory goblet, brimming with rusty ale! Let us drink deep from the … Continue reading

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Angry Lemur Sentiments

In keeping with this week’s theme of animal posts… What’s up with ringtailed lemurs? Why do they look like that? They are so dumb! This one looks like he’s scared. What’s he so scared of? Getting AIDS?! People, I mean … Continue reading

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Dave BEEthoven

Where have all the bees gone? The bees are disappearing! What will we do? I need my bees! POLLINATION!!!! What is causing this disaster? Pesticides? Pathogens? The sadness of Darrell? Something needs to be done about this horrific doomsday scenario. … Continue reading

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Raccoon Time!

Hey everybody, it’s raccoon time! Look out! You’ve got to dodge the zany raccoons as they run hither and thither! On my drive into work this morning I saw no fewer than three (3) dead raccoons strewn across the shoulders … Continue reading

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Franklin’s Seduction

On Friday, while I was stuck at home dealing with a busted garage door opener, I wandered into the sunroom of our house to find our cat, Ben Franklin, positioned thusly: Look at that. His very pose and demeanor violated … Continue reading

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Dandelion Babies

Do you remember when we were kids, and we used to pick dandelions on warm summer afternoons? Remember how we’d flick the flower off the stem with our thumb and say, “Momma had a baby and its head popped off!” … Continue reading

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