Comments on: The Pudding Hour http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/ Et nunc, mea porcella, moriris. Tue, 22 May 2012 17:20:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: former stalker-girl http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21735 former stalker-girl Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:19:22 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21735 "what's green and brown and sits on a log? down in the forest, ain't Kermit the Frog, it's Yoda........Y-O-D-A Yoda!" “what’s green and brown and sits on a log? down in the forest, ain’t Kermit the Frog, it’s Yoda……..Y-O-D-A Yoda!”

]]> By: tomhipps http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21683 tomhipps Tue, 10 Apr 2007 21:02:04 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21683 one time my sister's dog let out a weird, low Chewbacca-like growl, and my sister said, "hey, he sounded like Yodi!" and my niece said, "oh mom, it's not Yodi, it's Yoda. and it's not Yoda, it's Chewie!" then my niece's husband, who is a Star Wars fanatic, said, "i'm never speaking to her again." one time my sister’s dog let out a weird, low Chewbacca-like growl, and my sister said, “hey, he sounded like Yodi!” and my niece said, “oh mom, it’s not Yodi, it’s Yoda. and it’s not Yoda, it’s Chewie!” then my niece’s husband, who is a Star Wars fanatic, said, “i’m never speaking to her again.”

]]> By: former stalker-girl http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21682 former stalker-girl Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:48:35 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21682 you know, I mean, ever since I stopped stalking Peter and the guilt of that has gone, my life has just gotten so unbearably boring... you know, I mean, ever since I stopped stalking Peter and the guilt of that has gone, my life has just gotten so unbearably boring…

]]> By: former stalker-girl http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21680 former stalker-girl Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:28:17 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21680 tom- that explains so many areas of my life at the moment! tom- that explains so many areas of my life at the moment!

]]> By: Sarah http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21679 Sarah Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:25:18 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21679 On the contrary Ted, sugar free chocolate pudding backs one up somethin' fierce. On the contrary Ted, sugar free chocolate pudding backs one up somethin’ fierce.

]]> By: Ted http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21676 Ted Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:02:48 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21676 I think you have all missed the point of Peter's blog. This was his way of telling us he will have diarrhea later tonight. I think you have all missed the point of Peter’s blog. This was his way of telling us he will have diarrhea later tonight.

]]> By: Random http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21674 Random Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:49:47 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21674 I was just pondering the sweet nectar of my diet Sunkist lemonade soda, and I thought to myself, "soda. That rhymes with Yoda. Weird". I was just pondering the sweet nectar of my diet Sunkist lemonade soda, and I thought to myself, “soda. That rhymes with Yoda. Weird”.

]]> By: An Ibex http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21671 An Ibex Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:34:55 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21671 As an ibex, I have no idea what the hell this is all about. As an ibex, I have no idea what the hell this is all about.

]]> By: tomhipps http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21669 tomhipps Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:56:57 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21669 thom: there is no truth to that rumor... and i don't see why they would make something like that up when there are far weirder things that i REALLY do! BTW, todd and chad have done lots of acid in their lifetimes... but after reading sarah's comment, i wonder if she could show them a thing or two (towing Col. Sander's head from my rear bumper"!?! girl, you're tripping! someone must have dropped something in your Chef Boy-Ar-Dee!!) attn. former stalker-girl: guilt-free is ALWAYS boring, isn't it?:) thom: there is no truth to that rumor… and i don’t see why they would make something like that up when there are far weirder things that i REALLY do! BTW, todd and chad have done lots of acid in their lifetimes… but after reading sarah’s comment, i wonder if she could show them a thing or two (towing Col. Sander’s head from my rear bumper”!?! girl, you’re tripping! someone must have dropped something in your Chef Boy-Ar-Dee!!)

attn. former stalker-girl: guilt-free is ALWAYS boring, isn’t it?:)

]]> By: Sarah http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21668 Sarah Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:54:29 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21668 Maybe we should have a Rock TV character who's a "walking Bible". He will sprinkle you with cottage cheese to absolve you of your gluttony. Maybe we should have a Rock TV character who’s a “walking Bible”. He will sprinkle you with cottage cheese to absolve you of your gluttony.

]]> By: former stalker-girl http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21665 former stalker-girl Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:45:39 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21665 just add cottage cheese and you've got a "diet plate"!! lol a piece of italian-style chicken and some baby carrots over here... boring yet guilt free :) cute joke there Tom...and Jack Van Impe, yes!!! "the walking Bible" the way he quotes scripture blows me away! just add cottage cheese and you’ve got a “diet plate”!! lol
a piece of italian-style chicken and some baby carrots over here…

boring yet guilt free :)

cute joke there Tom…and Jack Van Impe, yes!!! “the walking Bible” the way he quotes scripture blows me away!

]]> By: Thom http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21662 Thom Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:12:06 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21662 Tom...is there truth the rumor that you like to take a bathe once a month in Chicken and Dumpling Soup to keep the skin youthful? Todd and Chad have both told me it's true. Tom…is there truth the rumor that you like to take a bathe once a month in Chicken and Dumpling Soup to keep the skin youthful? Todd and Chad have both told me it’s true.

]]> By: Sarah http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21661 Sarah Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:10:58 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21661 After just polishing off a box of Triscuits, I plan to have KFC for lunch. A rare treat for me, my mouth salivates in eager anticipation for the pool of brown lard in a helping of hydrated white confetti. I look forward to the salty, soggy skin falling off my chicken and the re-enactment of Jim Carrey's Medieval Times Silence of the Lambs scene. I will then challenge the counterboy to a duel while random customer passersby cheer me on. Finally I will return to work towing Col. Sanders' head from my rear bumper. After just polishing off a box of Triscuits, I plan to have KFC for lunch. A rare treat for me, my mouth salivates in eager anticipation for the pool of brown lard in a helping of hydrated white confetti. I look forward to the salty, soggy skin falling off my chicken and the re-enactment of Jim Carrey’s Medieval Times Silence of the Lambs scene.

I will then challenge the counterboy to a duel while random customer passersby cheer me on. Finally I will return to work towing Col. Sanders’ head from my rear bumper.

]]> By: tomhipps http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21658 tomhipps Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:34:32 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21658 i read in the Weekly World News that Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and Betty Crocker had a fling which resulted in Little Debbie. is it just me and you today? don't other people like to talk about food?? speaking of Revelation: have you ever watched Jack Van Impe on sunday nights? he preaches solely on the second coming of Christ, and bible prophecy. i find him very interesting, and despite the perfectly coiffed hair, sincere. or... have you seen Viv and Jerry's Country Videos? it's a local cable show that is an absolute classic. but to get back to the Food topic: a pig goes into a restaurant and says to the waiter, "i'll have the special... but could i substitute the porkchop with a chunk of your left buttock?" i read in the Weekly World News that Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and Betty Crocker had a fling which resulted in Little Debbie.

is it just me and you today? don’t other people like to talk about food??

speaking of Revelation: have you ever watched Jack Van Impe on sunday nights? he preaches solely on the second coming of Christ, and bible prophecy. i find him very interesting, and despite the perfectly coiffed hair, sincere.

or… have you seen Viv and Jerry’s Country Videos? it’s a local cable show that is an absolute classic.

but to get back to the Food topic: a pig goes into a restaurant and says to the waiter, “i’ll have the special… but could i substitute the porkchop with a chunk of your left buttock?”

]]> By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21656 peter Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:16:54 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21656 All fine choices, Tom. But as close viewers of Revelation 9:11 already know, Chef Boyardee has AIDS. All fine choices, Tom.

But as close viewers of Revelation 9:11 already know, Chef Boyardee has AIDS.

]]> By: tomhipps http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/comment-page-1/#comment-21652 tomhipps Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:39:10 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/10/the-pudding-hour/#comment-21652 wow, i'm the first to comment today, and it's already 10:30am. people must just be so stunned at the topic they can't figure out what to say. well, i'll start with this: peter, i'm proud to say that the chicken & dumplings soup is my favorite! seriously. and if you ever want to REALLY go the healthy route, Healthy Choice makes a fine chicken & dumplings as well, even though most of that line of soup is rather bland. i always end up dumping salt in it, so what's the point? as for caulking your bathroom with chocolate pudding, i think the color would look too much like poop. not a good choice for a bathroom. i'd try the vanilla if anything. anyone care to hear what i brought today for lunch? good! here goes: a can of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee Cheesy Nacho Twisteroni, an Oscar Mayer Lite hot dog (with Cub Foods hot dog bun), and some cottage cheese. you may say, "none of that is healthy except the cottage cheese." to which i reply, "yes it is, because i only brought ONE hot dog instead of two." oh yes, i also brought an apple. that will make everything all right. wow, i’m the first to comment today, and it’s already 10:30am. people must just be so stunned at the topic they can’t figure out what to say. well, i’ll start with this: peter, i’m proud to say that the chicken & dumplings soup is my favorite! seriously. and if you ever want to REALLY go the healthy route, Healthy Choice makes a fine chicken & dumplings as well, even though most of that line of soup is rather bland. i always end up dumping salt in it, so what’s the point? as for caulking your bathroom with chocolate pudding, i think the color would look too much like poop. not a good choice for a bathroom. i’d try the vanilla if anything. anyone care to hear what i brought today for lunch? good! here goes: a can of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee Cheesy Nacho Twisteroni, an Oscar Mayer Lite hot dog (with Cub Foods hot dog bun), and some cottage cheese. you may say, “none of that is healthy except the cottage cheese.” to which i reply, “yes it is, because i only brought ONE hot dog instead of two.” oh yes, i also brought an apple. that will make everything all right.

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