Comments on: Dave BEEthoven http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/ Et nunc, mea porcella, moriris. Tue, 22 May 2012 17:20:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Thom http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22515 Thom Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:26:35 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22515 Not true, Peter. Not true at all. You see, both China and India use a different frequency for their cell phones. That frequency in fact, does not trouble bees at all. It does, however, impact Panda populations. Mainly, it seems to cause an inner ear balance that causes Pandas to become gay. So, the moral of the story is: stop global warming. Not true, Peter. Not true at all. You see, both China and India use a different frequency for their cell phones. That frequency in fact, does not trouble bees at all. It does, however, impact Panda populations. Mainly, it seems to cause an inner ear balance that causes Pandas to become gay. So, the moral of the story is: stop global warming.

]]> By: Kevin S. http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22498 Kevin S. Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:25:12 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22498 Who the hell is Darrell? An why did Tom change the name of Elvis Presley to Elvis Parsley? That doesn't have anything to do with bees. Also, what are bees? I hear so much about them. I see this leading to the kind of legislation that loses elections down the road. "Rep. Bjornstad authorized $220 million dollars to increase the bee population. Rep. Bjornstad, stinging taxpayers." But seriously, Peter, you are the new Bono. Thank God for you. Who the hell is Darrell? An why did Tom change the name of Elvis Presley to Elvis Parsley? That doesn’t have anything to do with bees. Also, what are bees? I hear so much about them.

I see this leading to the kind of legislation that loses elections down the road. “Rep. Bjornstad authorized $220 million dollars to increase the bee population. Rep. Bjornstad, stinging taxpayers.”

But seriously, Peter, you are the new Bono. Thank God for you.

]]> By: tomhipps http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22475 tomhipps Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:46:52 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22475 Some favorite songs from when I was a kid: "Let It Bee" by the Bee-tles "Bad, Bad Theroy Brown" by Jim Crochet "I Bee-lieve" by Elvis Parsley Some favorite songs from when I was a kid:
“Let It Bee” by the Bee-tles
“Bad, Bad Theroy Brown” by Jim Crochet
“I Bee-lieve” by Elvis Parsley

]]> By: Christine http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22474 Christine Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:30:01 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22474 Ted - I know it was an easily made typo, but your spelling of the word "theroy" made me giggle endlessly. Ted – I know it was an easily made typo, but your spelling of the word “theroy” made me giggle endlessly.

]]> By: Ted http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22466 Ted Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:50:59 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22466 Actually there is some merit to the cell phone theroy. Tests performed at Hamilton Air Force base in California have proven that there is a direct effect between cell phones and procreation. The problem is that there is a real lack of coverage for bees and we don't have bee sized cell phones yet. We really need to pursue this technology before the bees are all completely gone. Actually there is some merit to the cell phone theroy. Tests performed at Hamilton Air Force base in California have proven that there is a direct effect between cell phones and procreation. The problem is that there is a real lack of coverage for bees and we don’t have bee sized cell phones yet. We really need to pursue this technology before the bees are all completely gone.

]]> By: goonclamper http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22464 goonclamper Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:54:17 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22464 "IT ... WAS ... WORTH IT!" awesome. you know how every time you drive on a road and there is a swarm of bees hovering over it and you get close and you wonder if the bees will fly away and they always do but you morbidly kind of want them to be a little slow just once and drive through a cloud of bees bursting open on your hood and windshield because they were a little slow for once? that happened to me a million times this spring. it was glorious. “IT … WAS … WORTH IT!” awesome.

you know how every time you drive on a road and there is a swarm of bees hovering over it and you get close and you wonder if the bees will fly away and they always do but you morbidly kind of want them to be a little slow just once and drive through a cloud of bees bursting open on your hood and windshield because they were a little slow for once?

that happened to me a million times this spring.

it was glorious.

]]> By: Sarah http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22463 Sarah Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:45:00 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22463 That song's genre was reminiscent of Adam Sandler's "I Want to Die" from the Wedding Singer. Maybe if Peter would stop eating so many bees during Rock TV shoots they might stand a chance. That song’s genre was reminiscent of Adam Sandler’s “I Want to Die” from the Wedding Singer.

Maybe if Peter would stop eating so many bees during Rock TV shoots they might stand a chance.

]]> By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22461 peter Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:21:28 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22461 The cell phone explanation is a crock. China and India have long had much greater cell phone usage than we do here, and they still have plenty of bees. The cell phone explanation is a crock. China and India have long had much greater cell phone usage than we do here, and they still have plenty of bees.

]]> By: Thom http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/comment-page-1/#comment-22460 Thom Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:13:04 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2007/04/25/dave-beethoven/#comment-22460 It's cell phones disrupting their equilibrium, and seeing as yours is constantly ringing everytime we hang out, I think your cell phone is the top cause of the problem. It’s cell phones disrupting their equilibrium, and seeing as yours is constantly ringing everytime we hang out, I think your cell phone is the top cause of the problem.

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