In keeping with this week’s theme of animal posts…
Why do they look like that? They are so dumb!
This one looks like he’s scared. What’s he so scared of? Getting AIDS?!
People, I mean it. Lemurs are just plain dumb. We should pack all of the lemurs in a big old dump truck and then drive the truck into the cold, clear waters of Lake Huron. That’s what I call justice. Sweet, lemur-drowning, vigilante justice.
Seriously, scroll back up and take another look at that goofy bastard. Look at that look on his face. It looks like he’s lost the remote control! Hey lemur, check between the couch cushions you ringtailed retard!
I hope that you found your visit to the John Larroquette Project to be encouraging and edifying.