This Friday is my school’s field day, where we cancel classes for the afternoon and go outside to have fun with our students as a school. It’s normally a good opportunity for goofy bonding and it’s always a pleasure to force unathletic children to participate in rigorous team sports.
At a recent staff meeting, the organizers asked if we had any activity suggestions. I offered to organize a game of smear the queer.
Apparently that game is frowned upon in educational circles these days…
I then tried to avoid embarassment by suggesting we play another favorite game of mine, “Ethnic Hatred”. That wasn’t so popular either, not even the tackle version.
Anyway, long story short, I don’t work there anymore.