I have not received any emails yet today. Nobody has called me.
I am lonely!
Please contact me and tell me about yourself. I am looking for a kind, open friendship.
I enjoy laughter!
I am specifically looking to make friends with somebody named Jeffrey. If your name is Jeffrey, please find me and make friends with me. I will be waiting at the Burger King by the freeway. You will be able to identify me by the Burger King crown I will be wearing, and the blood draining from my right nostril.
Take me to the beach!