This is my last post of May, 2007.
What a waste.
I feel like I really squandered this month of blogging. I didn’t bear in mind that ownership of the JLP is a privilege, not a right. As such, I spent spare moments slapping together bizzare, tangental ramblings with little merit supplemented with pictures of cats pleasuring themselves. Is this really why I started this website? What have I become? I fear have betrayed my very soul.
Oh well. I can’t go back and re-write this month’s posts. All I can do is finish strong. I can pour all that I am into this very post in hopes that somehow, some way, I can be redeemed.
We all know there’s only one way to make this happen.
Remember how he tried to eat the cat all the time, and how he always sassed back to Willy, his earthly guardian? If you ask me, ALF wrote the book on hijinks!
I wish that show would have shown us ALF barfing. I feel like that would have been an interesting plotline to pursue. Just have him puke a whole bunch of times, and the whole family tries to help him, but nobody can stop it. Maybe the ‘B’ story could have been about little Brian being bullied at school. But mostly, it would just have been ALF barfing.
I still got it! Ain’t no stopping us now!
See you in hell, May 2007!