Monthly Archives: May 2007

Lawnmower Rites

Posted on 5/10/2007 by peter

The other day, Bridgette and I saved big money when we shopped Menards. What were we shopping for, you ask? Power tools? Painting supplies? Massive bags of “Orange Slice” candies that taste like industrial glue? Wrong on all counts, once … Continue reading →

Posted in Raves | 6 Comments

At last! Love 105 is on the air!

Posted on 5/9/2007 by peter

Kevin had a bit in his blog yesterday about how Drive 105 here in the Twin Cities has changed its name and format to Love 105. At first, I guess I just assumed that he was joking. Driving home from … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 14 Comments

Tacotron Z

Posted on 5/8/2007 by peter

How about a taco? Go on, eat this taco I am offering you. I sincerely believe that you will love it. It is comfortably ethnic. Tacos have been popular for several years now. However, with the advent of the internet, … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 16 Comments

Mustache Envy

Posted on 5/7/2007 by peter

You know who had a nice mustache? Joseph Stalin. Seriously, just look at that thing. Full-bodied, immaculately groomed, and sparkling with personality, this is less a mustache than it is beacon of human decency. As you know, I have grown … Continue reading →

Posted in Raves | 4 Comments

Medieval Morning Workouts

Posted on 5/4/2007 by peter

All glory and laud to my wife Bridgette, who woke up at 5 am this morning to go work out at the YMCA before work. In my dozing, slothful state, I barely managed to roll over when her alarm rang. … Continue reading →

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Dollar Menu Misfires

Posted on 5/3/2007 by peter

What say you and me go out to McDonalds? We can get milkshakes and a few Bacon, Beef ‘n’ Fudge Wraps. Those not to your liking, eh? That’s fine. Tell you what – we can just go through the drive-through … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Meh | 4 Comments