Poor Husbandship

Actual events from this morning:

WIFE: Peter, can you give Franklin more water before you go?

HUSBAND: Sure.

*HUSBAND stands carefully above Franklin’s water dish, spits into it, and walks away.*

WIFE: Peter!

Once again, my marital instincts have failed me. Everything I’ve read in the Book of Proverbs was wrong!

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5 Responses to Poor Husbandship

  1. Thom says:

    Well, it’s not like you drank a glass of water and then urinated in Franklin’s water dish.

  2. _steve says:

    Serious Question: Are these accounts real?

    If so, I hope Bridgette laughs heartily about them, and then celebrates the joviality of marriage by slaughtering nearby electric gnomes.

  3. peter says:

    Steve –
    Yes, these are real. And yes, Bridgette generally finds them funnier than I let on. :)

    And yes, we slaughter gnomes big time around our house.

  4. scott says:

    i’m with Thom, what you didn’t wasn’t that big of a deal. jeez.

  5. Chris says:

    ME: Come on, just, go talk to her, dude.

    STALLION: This isn’t really how this is done.

    ME: I’m just saying, if you went up and got to know her, maybe you guys would hit it off.

    STALLION: You are the worst horse-breeder I have ever met. I’ll be in my stall.

    ME: Man, I suck at this.

    That’s why I call poor husbandry, Peter. So…you know…I know you feel.

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