Monthly Archives: July 2007

A Professor Tickles Adventure

Posted on 7/18/2007 by peter

Are you ready? Here comes Professor Tickles! He loves to tickle children and the infirm! He sneaks up behind them and makes them squeal with delight! His first name is Geoffrey! Has the Professor caught you yet? Could he chase … Continue reading →

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Dental Hostilities

Posted on 7/17/2007 by peter

Another routine visit to the dentist yesterday, and another troubling encounter. Why do these things always end up being so difficult? Is everybody in the world a racist or something? DENTIST: Hmm… Do you know if you grind your teeth … Continue reading →

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Television’s Alan Thicke

Posted on 7/13/2007 by peter

Hi there folks. I’m television’s Alan Thicke. Remember when I lovingly reared Mike, Carol, and Ben Seaver on Growing Pains? Did you notice how I always seemed to have an attitude of leisurely bemusement at the antics of my kids? … Continue reading →

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Gizmo’s Trial

Posted on 7/12/2007 by peter

Last night as Bridgette and I relaxed in our sun room, we sipped refreshing iced tea as we listened to the comforting sounds of our neighbor’s dog being beaten. The dog in question is Gizmo, a small yappy dog that … Continue reading →

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Done.

Posted on 7/10/2007 by peter

In two hours, I will take a final exam and turn in a formal research proposal prepared by my partner and I. Once I have done these things, I will have completed the coursework needed for my Master’s degree in … Continue reading →

Posted in Sincerity | 15 Comments

Lake Superior Sweating

Posted on 7/6/2007 by peter

Phew! I just got back from working out, Duluth style. Bridgette and I are up in Duluth, or as the locals call it, “The Place Where We Do Our Raping.” We’re here for the weekend to visit our nephew and … Continue reading →

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