I had a brand new post written for this morning, and I was just about to post it when Kevin emailed this to me:
Simple, horrifying genius. There’s no way anything I wrote was going to top that.
Enjoy your weekends, everybody, or Brimley will come for you.
I hear when possessed by Demon Brimley people vomit large amounts of Quaker Oats.
i’d like to see Brimley and the Quaker Oats guy in an oatmeal (instead of mud) wrestling match.
the guy was creepy in The Firm. i don’t need a poster to make me respect him. he haunts my dreams as it is.
he’s not only the postmaster, he’s also a general.
I’d like to see him duel with his monacle wearing twin- the Monopoly guy.
“It’s the right thing to do and a healthy way to do it…in hell.”
Demonbrimly: “Now, join me in hell, all of you!”