Monthly Archives: September 2007

A Lunch Briefing

Posted on 9/20/2007 by peter

I brought some noodles for my lunch today. Once I’m done writing this, I’m going to eat them. I’m going to put the noodles in my mouth and lick them and taste them. Then I’m going to bite down on … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 8 Comments

Pipefight

Posted on 9/19/2007 by peter

I came across this lovely article in this morning’s St. Paul Pioneer Press: A knife-wielding man screamed, “F— you, cops!” before rushing a pair of St. Paul police officers after failed attempts to break into the home where his girlfriend … Continue reading →

Posted in Raves | 9 Comments

He’s Dancing Like He’s Never Danced Before

Posted on 9/18/2007 by peter

Every morning when I arrive at work, I’m forced to spend a few minutes weeding out sexually suggestive (and sometimes downright explicit) spam from the inbox of my work email account. It’s a stupid, meaningless task performed with rote mindlessness, … Continue reading →

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The Result of a Weekend Off

Posted on 9/17/2007 by peter

I haven’t worked out in three days. My small group had a pot luck dinner last night, and I consumed five brownies. Last week, I went to the YMCA a mere three times, instead of my usual five. This is … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 6 Comments

A Fight Amongst Gentlemen

Posted on 9/13/2007 by peter

Very well then, let’s fight. Who was that who challenged me? I say, show yourself, rogue! Emerge from the shadows and confront me like a gentleman. Do not hide and hurl insults from afar like some filthy Spaniard! Ah, there … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 7 Comments

Explaining the JLP

Posted on 9/12/2007 by peter

Basic background on this website: The John Larroquette Project is a mostly comedic blog written by me (Peter), a high school history and philosophy teacher living in Minneapolis with my wife and two kids. Topics covered include family life, reviews … Continue reading →

Posted in Sincerity, The JLP Explained | 20 Comments