I have about 4 minutes to write this before my class begins…
Shoot, I’m panicking here. Help me. HELP ME! I just need to take a deep breath and think of something funny…the Russo-Japanese war…bloody bag of bunny skin…people who insist how hilarious their non-hilarious anecdotes are against all evidence to the contrary…
Crap, I’m drawing a blank. Amuse yourselves with this picture while I gather my thoughts.
Isn’t that just precious? Maybe today’s politicians could learn something from the kittens of the world instead of getting $450 haircuts and molesting each other.
At any rate, I’m down to about 25 seconds. The only concept I’ve come up with is describing a Ronald McDonald being killed by an IED in Iraq. How old is that actor who portrays Ronald McDonald anyway? He’s got to be pushing 60. Nothing creepy about that at all. I’ll bet when he takes off his makeup he looks like if Ronald McDonald melted.
That’s it. The bell has rung! Another gem for the JLP!
Awesome.
That picture is SO cute!
i refuse to coddle you, peter. that blog was about as funny as an ingrown toenail. you’ll need to start getting up earlier so you can give this your best. we, the bored workers on america, need you to help us through our mundane existences with top o’ the line tomfoolery. (although the “bag of bloody bunny skin” phrase did promote a slight smile).
p.s. was bridget waiting out in the car last night? i assumed she was, or i’d have asked you in. if she wasn’t, forgive my rudeness. you wouldn’t have minded the blood all over the place or asked prying questions, i’m sure.
That’s a good point, Christine.
I was looking forward to those nephew pictures you promised.
Yikes…
If you’re gonna post crap like this, I’m gonna firewall you again.
Seriously. Now if you would have had Ronald McDonald taken out by a IUD…THAT my friend would have been humor!
Those were Peter’s kittens…before he cut them.
MKL:
IUD? Intra uterine device?
MKL told you it was humor!