Monthly Archives: October 2007

Things I Talk About

Posted on 10/19/2007 by peter

It’s Friday! I have the day off work! Why am I blogging? Because I have an unnatural compulsion to do so! Hooray for obsessive tendancies! Today I will delight you with visual images from my life accompanied with pithy comments. … Continue reading →

Posted in Meh | 7 Comments

The Blobfish Enshrined

Posted on 10/18/2007 by peter

Behold your new header! As you can see, my beloved blobfish has obliterated the mascot for Scott’s Porage Oats who once stood proudly above my header’s ‘Q’. Frankly, lately that Porage Oats guy’s been kind of a prick. It started … Continue reading →

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Conferences and Self-Loathing

Posted on 10/17/2007 by peter

There’s no doubting it anymore. At 6’5″, I am simply too tall. More and more with each day, I feel like a stupid, gangly idiot. I look like somebody stuck a few yardsticks inside a damned blobfish. At this point … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 9 Comments

Blobfish Redux

Posted on 10/16/2007 by peter

Guys, I’m sorry, but I really think I have to revisit this: Seriously, what in the hell are we looking at here? So many questions haunt me when I consider this disgusting abomination… The website called it a blobfish. Is … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings | 7 Comments

The Wright Wedding Briefing

Posted on 10/15/2007 by peter

Yesterday, I gazed in wonder and awe at the nuptuals of Ted & Gina Wright. To say that I presided over the ceremony would perhaps be overstating it, since I am not a licensed pastor and would not be accepted … Continue reading →

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Sick, Filthy Nature

Posted on 10/12/2007 by peter

As many of you know, the world of nature of terrifying and awful. Come and gaze with me at creation’s freakshow! This, I believe, is an aye-aye. Either that or it’s Urkel’s “after meth” photo. Here we have a blobfish. … Continue reading →

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