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Monthly Archives: November 2007
Ill-Conceived Holiday Shopping
This weekend, Bridgette and I spent some quality time together and got almost half our Christmas shopping done. Sitting in the center of our living room we now have a dazzling mound of ivory, amulets, precious metals, silk tapestries, and … Continue reading
Posted in Ramblings
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The Buffet of Awfulness
Last night, on a goofy whim, Bridgette and I decided to swing by a nearby Mexican buffet for dinner. A Mexican buffet, you ask? Never experienced such a thing? Neither had we. Might it be a unique experience? The answer … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
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Flu Comedy
I got my flu shot this morning. Flu shot? More like a glue shot! Boom! Chalk up another zinger for the JLP! By this point, I’m well into the triple digits for well-timed sarcastic remarks. Go back and look at … Continue reading
Posted in Meh
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My Malt-O-Meal Encounter
Last night, after a long 90 minutes spent raking leaves from my abundant yard, I came inside to grab some dinner. Being cold, I felt like having something warm, so I explored my options. Microwavable burritos? No, too soft and … Continue reading
Posted in Raves
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An Armistice Day Lecture
Hello, my friends, and good morning. As you know, yesterday was Armistice Day, a celebration of the glorious conclusion of World War I. The armistice signed on November 11th, 1918 and the subsequent Treaty of Versailles would be remembered as … Continue reading
Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings
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Super Suprise Extra Post
It’s snowing outside! Winter has returned! Look! Children frolicking in the fluffy dreamshowers! Pure white snow falling onto our tongues like wine from Dionysus! A frenzied lunatic urinating himself and rhythmically dry humping a street sign while singing his A-B-C’s! … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
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