Monthly Archives: November 2007

Mr. Twin Cities!

All of you should go to the Mr. Twin Cities Pageant tomorrow: Be there and experience the pleasure of watching grown men on a stage in their swimsuits! Feel free to openly judge them on their looks alone! What is … Continue reading

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Ties & Fruit Juice

I’m wearing a nice shirt and tie today. Classy sophistication is the name of the game, ladies and gentlemen. People like me in a tie. They see me in a windsor knot and their mouths water. It’s science. You see … Continue reading

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My Night With the Who

Last night I stopped by Best Buy on the way home from work and grabbed the new documentary I’d been looking forward to, Amazing Journey: The Story of the Who. Fortunately for me, my wife was feeling exhausted and a … Continue reading

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Access Denied

Our web security system here at work is totally jacked up today, so my access to my blog is very limited. Therefore, I’m stuck emailing in this post. What has the world come to when an honest man can’t access … Continue reading

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Bergly Tidings

This evening I will stand on stage beside my best friend Brent for his wedding, not that any of you really care. Fortunately for me, I long ago chose to disregard the wishes and interests of my readers. Now this … Continue reading

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Charles Bronson Tidings

So I experienced a 68-minute commute to work this morning. I’m not saying I was getting upset while sitting in my car staring at SUV tail lights, but I will say that if a precious snow-white bunny was crossing the … Continue reading

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