Hey guys, do you remember that movie that came out a few months ago, Mr. Woodcock?
Have you thought about what that name sounds like?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAGH! I hadn’t realized it until this morning, but that title is a subtle double entendre!
You thought you’d slipped one past me, Hollywood, but I’m smarter than that! Mr. Woodcock! Yeah right, like that’s his real name! 
I’ll bet the movie was a throwback to the comedies of the 40s and 50s, where the actors were classy, the kisses were closed-mouthed, and the dialogue crackled with clever zingers and quips! I don’t follow the movie business much nowadays, but I’ll just go ahead an assume that Mr. Woodcock was the top grossing, most beloved movie of 2007.
Hehe, Mr. Woodcock. I know what they really mean, because I’m smart and I understand dry humor.
I also enjoy The King of Queens.
It is firmly believed to be a contender for Best Picture and Best Lighting @ the Oscars this year.
If Mr. Woodcock doesn’t win Best Sound Editing, I will literally shit myself.
Be sure to eat tacos the night before!
hey, peter: you may be smart, but you missed something…
look how mr. woodcock is holding those basketballs! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This could be a like a classic Johnny Carson “Carnac The Magnificent” sketch:
(Puts corner of envelope up to his head)
CARNAC: Woodcock
ED MACMAHON: Woodcock
(laughter)
Carnac rips open end of envelope, blows into it, removes note and reads —
CARNAC: What is a common injury caused to male tree huggers?
Nice Craig.
Did anyone not notice the subcaptions:
“Letting go of your past is hard. Especially when it’s dating your mom.”
Think about this. This could imply 2 things.
1. That it’s the man in the middle who’s the representative “past” or
2. That this kid actually dated his own mom in his past.
Brilliant!
i can’t believe seann william scott stooped so low as to act in that movie.
Peter,
You might also want to check out Two and a Half Men, if it isn’t too high brow for your taste.
No, I think most of the humor on Two and a Half Man would go right over Peter’s head.