What is your password?
Mine is proftickles37. Just kidding! That isn’t really my password!
Really, it’s oxfeast4.
Now tell me yours. Is it your initials, followed by your birthdate? Is it your father’s middle name, followed by the number of apples you’ve eaten today? (If that’s how I did it, my password would be clarence8.)
Why won’t you tell me your password? Don’t you trust me? Look in my eyes. I need to know your password. I would like to log into your email account and rummage through your trash folder. This is very important to me.
You’re a real jerk, you know that? You’re distrustful, deceitful little troll of a person. Your face is pockmarked and you smell like yogurt. I wish I didn’t have to say these things to you, but I do, because you won’t just tell me your password.
By the way, I was kidding before. My password is actually gnomecrotchX.