Monthly Archives: December 2007

Four More Years!

This week marks the glorious fourth anniversary of the John Larroquette Project! Let the trumpets blare their victory march! Let the drunken hoards dance madly in the streets with reckless abandon! Let Rosie O’Donnell be euthanized live on CNN! It … Continue reading

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Bing, Bowie, and Blood

On our drive in to work this morning, Bridgette and I were soothed by the smooth tidings of Bing Crosby and David Bowie’s surreal 1977 holiday duet “Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth”. Recorded just a month before Crosby’s death, the … Continue reading

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Woodcock Musings

Hey guys, do you remember that movie that came out a few months ago, Mr. Woodcock? Have you thought about what that name sounds like? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAGH! I hadn’t realized it until this morning, but that title is a subtle double … Continue reading

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Winter Wondering

Last night, after finishing up my bootlegged copy of K-Ville’s bone-crushing first 8 episodes, Bridgette and I listened to some Christmas music to pump up the yule around our house. With the sonorous strains of Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin’s … Continue reading

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The Audience-Artist Relationship

Sorry I didn’t post yesterday, guys. Over the course of the evening Wednesday, I managed to jack my back up even worse, and by Thursday morning I was basically immobile. I wasn’t at work, and so I didn’t have internet … Continue reading

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Lumbar Lamentations

This morning I woke up to jolting pangs of hot anguish across my back. Getting up and going about my morning routine, I was forced to move slowly and deliberately, like an elderly baboon drunk on cough syrup. Gingerly, I … Continue reading

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