While searching for a picture of Fox 9 meteorologist Keith Marler, that I might better ridicule his portly awfulness, I came across this poll, posted on their webpage:
Are you shocked by the death of Heath Ledger?
*Yes! He was only 28!
*No, not really.
Did an unpaid intern write this poll? Is Marler responsible for this? What the hell kind of option is that second statement?
“Nah, I wasn’t shocked at all. It seemed about right. After all, he was Australian.”
By the way, here’s the Marler photo I was looking for:
There you are, you smug bastard. You weren’t shocked by Heath Ledger’s death at all, were you? You probably don’t even have a soul. You’re just some dude on TV with a green tie talking way too fast.
That’ll teach you for telling me the wind chill is 30 below this morning.