Comments on: Marler Apologies

By: Keith Marler (not the weatherman Keith Marler (but in fact the other Keith Marler (in textiles)))

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:16:39 +0000

I, in fact, did leave the smelt it/dealt it line. And what’s more, I have more:

If you are going to make fun of myself, then at least share the wealth. His name is Dallas Raines and he deserves to incur wrath.

By: peter

peter — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:49:23 +0000

Keith Marler didn’t leave that “smelt it/dealt it” comment – that was a friend of mine. Keith’s logged in as “keith”.

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:41:50 +0000

I like how he said “he who smelt it delt it.”

By: Christine

Christine — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:21:52 +0000

I like the idea that Keith Marler would somehow get fired because of all this.

By: Thom

Thom — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:03:00 +0000

I wish all local weatherman were this good natured about people making jokes at their expense. I once made a joke about Paul Douglas at the State Fair and he paid Don Shelby to punch me in the kidneys.

By: peter

peter — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:24:53 +0000

uhhh… What the hell is going on here?

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:28:11 +0000

oh … and fyi: comment #16 isn’t me … everyone knows poop jokes are funnier than fart jokes … but it’s exciting to have my online identity stolen!!!

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:25:24 +0000

hmm …I see my friend Joel commented above … I didn’t know my WiFi signal could make it into his locked trunk in my basement (it’s ok … it has air-holes in it … honest).

I managed to find your home address & came over late Saturday night … perhaps you heard the gentle tapping at your bedroom window … or ultimately the quiet sobs as I gently wept into my Green Lantern pillow & used my Star Wars sleeping bag to hide my shame …

… oh well … there’s always next weekend?!?

By: Keith Marler

Keith Marler — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:19:37 +0000

Keep up the good work! I have read your essays on your blogs and they are special!

And here’s a little weatherman joke for you, which I’m sure you’ll depriciate:
Q: What did the storm cloud say to the rain cloud?
A: Who farted?

LOL!
It’s loosely based on the children’s idiom: “Whoever smelt it, dealt it.”

Take care!

By: Keithsbestfriend

Keithsbestfriend — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:25:34 +0000

DON’T BELIEVE KEITH!!! HE’S REALLY THE DEVIL!! I KNOW HIM PERSONALLY–HE HAS NO SOUL AND YOU CAN’T KILL THAT WHICH HAS NO LIFE?!?! AND WHAT IM TELLING YOU COULD GET ME l;asiopu otv l;kkl;dflal;v *tone…….* *clicking noise* *heavy breathing*

Oh, heh…hey there everyone, this is Kei…I mean..uhhh…Keith’s best friend Joel…uhhh…yah…no, uhhh Keiths a great guy, and very nice too! Watch him every morning for all 26 of his weather hits! =D

By: Brother Patrick

Brother Patrick — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:20:19 +0000

wow, this blog has a lot of back story

i had no idea the characters were so developed

By: Jordan Monson

Jordan Monson — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:23:26 +0000

Well, Peter, this is fairly sensitive, but I am a creation of the black ops human genome project of 1987. At that time, in the name of Francis Crick, the ACLU and Pat Robertson joined forces to create a man so distastefully annoying, or so Godly, so as to take over the entire job of either the 700 club or the civil liberties union.

I was toyed and tampered with in DNA form, and actually have 25 chromosomes, as apposed to the standard 23. I was “Civil Robertson 1.2″ They thought the best way to start would be to create a human that required little or no sleep at all. I was crossed with an owl, and Lorin Stein, famous editor and literary reviewer. Thus created, a nocturnal reader. However, I was driven into hiding by newer and better t3′s like “Robertson Darwin 6.0″ before I could change the world.

By: peter

peter — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:37:06 +0000

Jordan, why were you reading my blog at 3am?

Seriously man, get to bed.

By: jordan monson

jordan monson — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:59:19 +0000

Well, I’ve now read a blog or two, and Peter, I’m elated to tell you that you were the first. hmmm.

I hope Keith took your second post well, he sure seemed to take the first one well haha, for whatever reason. He must be the kind of man to give up his seat. I doubt that was faked. Anyway, I hope he didn’t think you were being spiteful, (if that’s the right word) but it seems like you two get each other. Take it easy Peter, I look forward to hearing more interestingly odd stories of what your blog has reeled in.

By: Goofy

Goofy — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:53:09 +0000

Ok, I haven’t been keeping up or something. Why were you going after Keith Marlar? I remember watching the Wake up with Fox 9 show a couple of years ago. (stupid song gets stuck in my head, and no matter how long the Q-Tip is, I can’t seem to get it out of there.) If you would have asked me what he was really like, I would have said my impression is that he’s got a very dorky/Fun sense of humor, just toned down for a family morning show. I could tell that when he first started, they would cut from him back to Alex Kendal, and you could almost read the confusion in her face. I don’t think she got his humor. It would always make me smile to think that he was having fun and she didn’t get it.

Besides I believe on one of the promo’s for the show, they show everyone riding the Light Rail, and doesn’t he give up his seat for some lady? Do you think they could fake that? I seriously doubt it my friend. I seriously doubt it.

Keith you and MA, seem like my kind of Dorks. Glad to hear I was right about your sense of humor.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:23:05 +0000

also… Keith is kind of hot!

(Do drew Carey next! Or Toby Keith! Or Axel Rose! Make them come play Peter!)

By: Brother Patrick

Brother Patrick — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:13:31 +0000

can keith marler do my weather too? i live in colorado.

it can be part of a hit new segment called “reporting weather of a town smaller in population than it is in miles away”

By: Uosdwis R. Jawoh

Uosdwis R. Jawoh — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:49:34 +0000

Do you think we could get Keith Marler to star in a Rock TV?

By: scott

scott — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:22:44 +0000

the past two days at the JLP have been simply amazing. Bravo!

By: tim hopps

tim hopps — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:06:12 +0000

P.S. confidential to Keith Marler: you seem like a real nice guy, so i feel it fair to warn you… Peter is extremely weird, in case you haven’t noticed, and you’d do well to keep a safe distance.

By: tim hopps

tim hopps — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:00:55 +0000

they just don’t make ‘em like David Niven anymore. and it was nice to see ol’ Hal Holbrook got an Oscar nomination… although for some reason it seems almost like giving one to the grandpa on The Waltons.

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:22:29 +0000

This really is great.

By: peter

peter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:04:46 +0000

I know.

My next goal is to contact David Niven from beyond the grave.

By: Christine

Christine — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:44:31 +0000

Wow. First John Larroquette himself, now Keith Marler? This is just too much.