I think it’s time I got a new “do”.
A new hairdo, I mean! 
I’ve been sporting my current hairstyle since about 2002, and I don’t think it’s doing anything for me anymore. Interest from other women seems to have dropped off dramatically, especially since November of 2005 for some reason. I find this inexplicable.
Maybe I should comb my hair back. After all, that look worked out pretty well for Stalin, if I recall correctly.
Any haircut that can help a man kill 8 million Ukranians is good enough for me.
On the other hand, it might be fun to let my hair grow out. I would be rejecting societal norms!
I read one time that Dee Snyder has a PhD. in Economics. That’s gotta be true.
Anyway, to summarize, I admire the accomplishments of Dee Snyder and Joseph Stalin, I’m open to suggestions regarding a hairstyle change, and FOX 9 meteorologist Keith Marler continues to comment on my blog.
Keith is not all that cool. I just sat with him for a half hour while he looked at different phone companies, and complained about Comcast.
Don’t let him play himself up.
I can’t wait to get together tomorrow for our Yalta summit tomorrow. I expect you to dress like Stalin. I will be going as Trueman and Kev will be Churchill.
http://www.unc.edu/depts/diplomat/AD_Issues/amdipl_6/stefan2.html
Oh wait… FDR was there. Forget Trueman. (I get a D for bad history).
Also, Truman didn’t have an E in his name.
You get an F.
just change the name of your blog to the Keith Marler Project and be done with it. obviously we’re all smitten with our brush with fame.
hey, i just got a shameless promotional idea! keith, check out my music at http://www.myspace.com/tomhippsband and tell all the other famous people you hang out with about it!!
maybe now i’ll also finally get the fame and fortune i so richly deserve!!!
p.s. keith, KARE-11 has played my music behind their morning weather broadcast several times (true). i think you should not let them outdo you, and start playing my music as your weather soundtrack EVERY DAY.
p.p.s. peter, i changed my mind. change your blog to the Tom Hipps Project. immediately.
it’s that a ibex leg in his hand? i don’t even think back in the 80′s i would have thought that was cool.
Fear the flesh of the ibex, Scott!
worse… it’s his grandmother’s femur.
I wonder if he ground up the femur and put it in his blow……
I can safely say that until last week, I didn’t even know who Keith Marler was….. That’s what I get for now watching television.
Peter should grow his hair out like an Ibex.
I looked at that picture of Dee Snider, squatting in a corner, raw flesh in hand, heavy make up, and it reminded me of several past posts of Peter’s. So, Peter, I think that look would be very appropriate for you.
awesome comment sarah (about the femur)!
i think we should all, adopt mark’s ‘do… the flattop. hey, it works for him and his long lost twin brother howie long! peter, you go first and we’ll all follow… i promise.
I agree with Uosdwis, you’ve gotta Dee Snider’s hairdo.
Coupled with Stalin’s mustache.
Oh, and Keith’s tie. Sorry I forgot that in the first comment.
Sorry Adam thats not Churchill either. It’s none other than W.C.Fields. You get a G. Thats right, a G!