Marriage Snapshot #14

Bridgette yelled at me!

She said I went to McDonalds too many times this week to get the large iced hazelnut coffees that I so cravenly desire!


Make her stop!

Now she’s calling her sister and making fun of me right in my face! They are laughing at me, just because I love the succulent sweetness of ice cold coffee mixed with the nutty tang of artificial flavorings! Now she is pointing at me as they laugh!

O bitter fate, why do you rain these awful blows of remorse upon my head?

All right, I’ll say it – I’m sorry! I’m sorry that I’ve visited the nearby McDonalds thrice daily for the last fortnight, wringing my hands in anxious anticipation of my beloved bean-sauce. I’m sorry that I’ve screamed at the pockmarked adolescents who have prepared my drink for not doing so at my preferred speed. I guess I’m sorry for throwing more than one iced coffee to the ground in disgust and inventing new, omnipotent swear words when the beverage was not mixed to my satisfaction.

What can I say? I’m a passionate guy.

Now she’s yelling at me again for this blog post! Stop it! Stop it!

I’m going to hold my breath until you stop!


*collapsing unconscious*

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8 Responses to Marriage Snapshot #14

  1. Adam says:

    Go Bridgette! Yeah!

  2. Dave says:

    marriage sounds AWESOME!

  3. scott says:

    when i’m craving bean sauce, i go with a caramel macchiato from starbucks….i don’t fall for the commoner juice of McDonald’s.

  4. tim hopps says:

    who gives a sh*t what it is as long as it’s hot and wakes me up in the cold, bitter morning.

  5. Thom says:

    This makes the single life feel just that much emptier…

  6. Roger says:

    Hmmm, he must have been dictating.

  7. Ted says:

    Peter can’t type so he dictates pretty much everything.

  8. Sarah says:

    Here, here….. I’m with Tim Hopps on this one.
    And Thom, I disagree, single people don’t have to hide in the McDonalds Iced coffee closet. :)

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