Monthly Archives: January 2008

A Troublingly Detailed Rundown on This Morning’s Shower

Though I am a devout eveningbather, I didn’t have time for a shower last night, so I took one this morning before heading off to work. What a pleasant, refreshing change of pace! I’ll spare you all the troubling details … Continue reading

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The Gift of Stoneworm

During these insufferably cruel days of Minnesota coldness, Bridgette and I have been blessed nightly by the greatest gift of all time. On Christmas, my parents gave us a heated, dual control mattress pad. Now, when winter’s icy tendrils whisper … Continue reading

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Nightjogging With The Voice

Last night, on a fickle whim, I decided to go for a quick jog at 8:15. On reflection, my reasons for doing this were vague. I remember something about being having taken a number of days off from exercise on … Continue reading

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Sippy Sup 9

You know those sippy cups they make for toddlers? Do they make them for adults too? I think I need one. Longtime readers of this blog know that I can be a klutz. I’m like the guy at the beginning … Continue reading

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Wilkinsonloathing

You know who’s a terrible actor? Tom Wilkinson. Isn’t he just awful? Here’s my impersonation of him: (adopting a stern face) “Blah, blah blah. I’m a namby-pamby British character actor! Marital strife this, ethical crisis that. I will be portraying … Continue reading

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Facebook Boozebook Octagon 4

This week, 13 students at Eden Prairie high school (just up the road from my school) were suspended from extra-curricular activities after the school’s administration came across dozens of photos of those students drinking. How did they get those photos? … Continue reading

Posted in Sincerity | 11 Comments