So the other night, three cars were burnt to a blackened husk in my school’s parking lot.
It was freaking sweet.
Apparently a young lady had a friend of hers install a new CD player in her car, and within a few hours flames were bursting from her glove compartment while her vehicle was idling in our parking lot. Thanks to some heavy winds, within 10 minutes two other cars had erupted in a glorious white-hot cloud of searing hellfire.
Kudos to the amateur car stereo installer. It takes a special man to know which crossed wires properly spark a parking lot holocaust like we had. Is this man available for work on my home, as well? That plan would work out just fine, so long as no insurance investigator ever came across this website. I’m not too worried, though. I read in a recent periodical that most people don’t know about the internet yet.
So long story short, I witnessed a terrifying, exploding inferno the other night, and I’m moving to Aruba next week.
You know, I served our country in the war. When I was a POW, fires like that were an every day occurence.
War is hell, which is why America needs to keep fighting terrorism in Iraq. I will set our ecomony ablaze by creating new jobs for the war effort.
You know, I fought in a war. I’m running for president now.
This was all part of McCain’s economic stimulus package.
I wish I was president.
if i saw that big fire i’d poop my pants!
Hey Peter, Bridget’s pretty, I’d like to buy her a drink and take her to the beach. That cool with you?
Um….no?
Peter,
Jordan thinks a drink is a gift basket of Steaks and the Beach is Outback Steak house. I wouldn’t get too worried.
My question for you is, was there anyone adding accelerant to the fire to get some gnarly high flames. And why isn’t there a spit over that fire roasting a headless albino buffalo?
Clearly not familiar with the Natalee Holloway case, eh, Peter?
Geof,
I am pretty sure Peter was just listening to his favorite Beach Boys song (Kokomo) and listed the first place they mention that stood out to him.
Besides having some very funny stuff here, what has this website got to do with John Larroquette? He isn’t providing input, is he? Still, some very funny material.
Joel
(John Larroquette fan)
Joel – This blog has nothing to do with John Larroquette. Just an arbitrary choice.