Okay guys, come in on and find a seat. Let’s get this post started.
I know it’s tough to come in from the hallway when all your friends are out there, but this will only take a couple minutes. Then you can go back to catching up with everybody else.
All right, today I wanted to ta–
I still hear some chatter from the back. Kevin, is that you? Are we going to have a problem this morning?
I didn’t think so…
So, like I was saying, have you guys noticed how people these days are alwa–
Ted! Why are you turned around? I’m up here.
Well, if Kevin is bullying you, then raise your hand and tell me. Kevin, perhaps it’s time to move on to a more sophisticated form of interpersonal communication?
That’s IT! I have HAD IT with you, Kevin!
Every day you come in here and seek to deliberately sabotage my posts! Look around you – do you see Adam or Christine or Thom behaving like this? No! Even now, they’re sitting politely, waiting for the blogging to begin, but you’re monopolizing our time yet again!
It’s always got to be about you, doesn’t it Kevin? You’re just never happy unless you’ve got all the attention, and you don’t care if it’s positive or negative. To you, leaving a witty comment is all the same as making poor Ted feel ashamed of himself again.
ENOUGH BACK-TALK! JUST SHUT UP!!
I HATE THIS SO MUCH!!!!
My spirit is broken, Kevin. I hope you’re satisfied with yourself.
I am absolutely miserable…