It’s so foggy out this morning! The ground is wet and the air is gray and thick!
“Good morning, Constable! How are you?”
“Jolly good, thank you for asking.”
“I heard that you and your wife are separated?”
“Indeed, old chap.”
I suppose in a way, this morning’s weather is also evocative of smoggy Beijing:
“Good morning, officer! And how are you on this fine day?”
*17-minute beating at the hands of the state police*
Ah, stereotypes. Is there anything about them that isn’t true?